I got an e-mail just last week, on essential spring accessories. This photo was among them. Now folks, don't get me wrong, I'm all for statement accessories and all...but these jumbo hair clips? The statement this is making is, "Stand away, or I will poke you in the eye causing massive pain and blindness. Intentionally or not."
Zac? Is that you?
Listen, I don't care if they're dark denim, I don't care if they're what's in, I don't care if they're comfortable (I do not believe that), I really don't care. Skinny jeans, need to stop causing trauma. Honestly, the things you see walking around, sitting in front of people with skinnies..it's quite..disturbing. Oh. And if you are going to wear them anyway, Keep Thine Legs Closed, please. I beg you.
I'm all for retro, and vintage. Really I am. But this is just ridiculous. A couple of months ago, I was going through the weekly newspaper and flyers when I came across one from Best Buy. There was an "offer" for a "retro" handheld device for iPhones. *sigh* I really hope this doesn't catch on...
Sheer maxi skirt with mini ... Honey, you paid too much for half a skirt.
Those are a few .. obviously I steered away from the "leggings as pants", jeggings, short shorts, and a few others. For some reason as soon as I decided to write this..I forgot all the worse trends. Do you remember any?